- PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
- ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
- PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
- ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
- random blogger reading this: what
- me: OTP
85th Annual Academy Awards
- Best Actor: Martin Freeman - The Hobbit
- Best Director: Peter Jackson - The Hobbit
- Best Special Effects: The Hobbit
- Best Soundtrack: The Hobbit
- Best Picture: The Hobbit
- Best Everything Ever: The Hobbit
me on my period
- me: why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off
- me: why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit
- me: why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now
- me: when the fuck is menopause