voiceless screaming: Archive

What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.

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What always ends up happening when I have to speak in front of a large crowd

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A smile like yours → goo.gl

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How I present myself in private:

How I present myself in public:

How I present myself online:

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, LET ME BE YOUR GUIDE.

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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Parents come home from the store. → goo.gl

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.

http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

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When you show someone else something funny you found on the internet. → goo.gl

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

You:

Them:

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Opening up your test and you see the first question

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When people stop in the middle of a crowded hallway. → goo.gl

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Here is a blog that will change your LIFE - it’s a must follow

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Jan 19, 2012

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Followers. If Tumblr gets censored

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SCHOOL:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun’s mass.

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