That awkward moment when all of your friends look gorgeous and you're just... there.
- What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
- What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal way possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
What always ends up happening when I have to speak in front of a large crowd
When nobody talks to me, I just entertain myself.
Opening up your test and you see the first question
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun’s mass.